Tech mogul Hinden Shultz, once dubbed “the Robert DeNiro of computers” has spent a record 7 million dollars on various plastic surgeries to look exactly like his idol, Sammy Petrillo. Petrillo starred in such films as Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla with Duke Mitchell.
“At first I was going to get a surgery to look like Tony The Tiger, but then I watched a movie that changed my life.” says Shultz. “Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla. There I saw a beautiful man name of Sammy Petrillo. That’s when I knew exactly who I wanted to look like the rest of my life.”
The surgery was performed by a Dr. Togar Yimp of the FreeVee Hospital for Plastic Surgery and Bones.
“I was cautious about performing the surgery, but then I was given 7 million dollars” says Yimp, a graduate of Berkeley College of Music.
“People on the street mistake me for Sammy Petrillo all the time, it’s great.” Says Shultz. “Sometimes they mistake me for Jerry Lewis and I scream at them. I actually want to kill people when they say I look like him! I look like Sammy Petrillo.”
Sammy Petrillo’s estate has issued the following statement: “That is weird.”
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