Hollywood movie hunk Elliot Page made headlines recently after publicly coming out as trans. Now, in his first movie role since this massive news, he is set to star in the life story of viral video star “Damn, Daniel”.

Digital composite where Elliot Page is placed next to “Blormo”
“Unfortunately, because of COVID restrictions, Elliot can not be near any live actors, so he will be the only live actor, and the rest of the actors will be CGI.” says first time director and executive producer Daniel Saint Trumpet. “What is good about this, though, is that we can use groundbreaking computer effects to create “Blormo”, a hit new CGI character who will play Damn Daniel’s best friend.”
“I don’t really want to be in the movie.” says star Elliot Page. “I think this is a bad idea. They showed me the CGI characters and they’re not even voiced by real actors, I think they used text to speech and pitched them up really high. I asked them why their voices were so shrill and they said it’s to make them sound like teenagers. Teenagers don’t sound like that. But now I have to be in the movie because I said I was going to. Movies are where you lie and pretend to be someone else. I’m not even Damn Daniel.”
Awesome!! Can’t wait to see Elliot Page in the Damn Daniel movie!